piece of shite

This crap weasel chatted to me on FB at around 1-ish in the morning.  

Strangely, he & I have chatted a long time ago and he wasn't as cheap and as gross as last night. (But maybe I just gave him way too much credit.)

In the past, I would bump into him and his wife in the gym quite regularly.

What poor taste for a man who is supposedly at the prime of his life!

It amazes me how men in their 40s can come up with this sh*t and call it conversation.

Wil hey sad 
Me hey wilson long time! 

Wil so musta? 
Me ok lang naman. what's up?

Wil ala lng just in cebu.....how's sexy? u don't workout na??
Me i fractured my hip but i will resume when i am able 
Wil waaaahhh??? lemme guess?? oversex?? bwaaahahahah or undersex bwwwaaahahaha!!! 

(I intentionally ignore the above quip although I thought it was done in very poor taste.)

Wil from running
Wil welll tumatanda na yes?
Me i think too much running sa marathon e
Wil how long?
Me how long ang?
Wil marathon??
Me 21k
Wil so ur into chinto no caucasia///n
Me huh?
Wil _ _ _ tan??
Me i don't understand your questions??? he's a friend of mine from high school
Wil ahhhh whew!!
Me you make too many assumptions
Wil why post? errrr
Me I'm sorry? (Apart from the fact that it's my effin' wall, I don't see why he thinks it's any of his business...)

Wil closeness
(At this point, I have lost all patience and decide not to respond.)
Wil heluuuu 

(I don't respond still.  And suddenly...)

Wil im happy tha ur happy

(This is a man I haven't seen or spoken to in over a year so hearing him say he's happy that I'm happy made me think. He's either on drugs or...you know what.  He must have been on drugs. Period.)

Me i'm going to bed now. enjoy your night.